Chocolate Mousse

I don’t know what do to this time, so why not chocolate mousse?

Here’s a tip for this: use an electric mixer. It can be one of those little hand mixers, I think you can get one from Target or Walmart for $20 or so. It’s a very useful tool to have.

Me, I’m going to my boyfriend’s house and borrowing his mom’s nice stand mixer. I’ve been craving a KitchenAid for years, but borrowing one is good too.

When I made this, I actually spilled half of it on the floor. Disappointing. But the other half turned out great!

Chocolate Mousse

Ingredients

6 oz semisweet chocolate

3 tbsp unsalted butter

1 tsp vanilla

3 large eggs, separated (that means separate the yolks from the whites. For the best way to do this, see the notes)

¼ cup plus 3 tbsp sugar

¼ tsp cream of tartar

½ cup heavy cream

In a double boiler or a heatproof bowl over a pot of boiling water, combine the chocolate, butter, vanilla, and 2 tablespoons of water. Stir with a wooden spoon until chocolate is melted. Remove the bowl from the heat and set it aside.

In a second heatproof bowl over boiling water, combine the yolks of the eggs, 3 tablespoons of water, and 3 tablespoons of sugar. Whisk constantly until thick and puffy.

Add the egg mixture into the chocolate mixture, and whisk to combine.

As this cools to room temperature, beat the egg whites using an electric mixer.

When the egg whites are foamy, add the cream of tartar and continue beating until soft peaks form. This means when you lift the beater out, a peak will form but the tip will fall over.

Gradually beat in the ¼ cup of sugar. If you add it all at once, it will fly out of the bowl and make a mess, so add a bit at a time. Beat until you have stiff peaks—that means the tips don’t fall over anymore.

Add ¼ of the egg white mixture to the chocolate mixture and stir thoroughly. Then add the rest of the egg whites, but fold them in. This means stir very gently, ideally with a spatula, the very minimum amount you can for the two mixtures to be combined.

Using the mixer, beat the cream until you have soft peaks. If you’re using the same bowl as you did for the egg whites, thoroughly wash it first.

Fold the cream into the chocolate mixture.

Refrigerate for at least four hours before eating.

Notes:

The best and easiest way to separate eggs is to do them one at a time. You should have three bowls. Let’s call them A, B, and C. 

Gently crack the shell of the first egg. You want two neat halves, not a shattered mess. Pour the white into bowl A. Carefully pour the yolk between the two shell halves, letting some of the white fall between them into the bowl. It’s easy enough if you go slowly.

Dump the yolk into bowl B and pour the white into bowl C. Repeat with each egg.

The use of the third bowl as the workspace is so that if you mess up one egg, you can throw it out and not ruin everything. A tiny bit of fat in the egg whites will ruin this.

For those of you concerned about using raw eggs, don’t be. You are cooking the egg yolks just enough to lose any risk. Also, the egg whites do not contain any bacteria.

Roasted Garlic Soup

This week, my wisdom teeth come out.

I need soup. It’s all I can eat.

Roasted Garlic Soup

Ingredients

6 heads of garlic

2 tbsp olive oil

3 14oz cans chicken broth

3 slices white bread, crusts removed, torn into small pieces

¼ tsp salt

¼ tsp paprika or red pepper

Black pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 325.

Do not peel the garlic, but cut off the top—the pointy bit where the outer skins meet. This exposes the cloves inside.

Put the garlic in a baking pan--one large enough to hold all 6 heads and has deep sides. Add water to the pan to come up to 1/3 the level of the garlic heads. Drizzle the olive oil over the top.

Place the pan in the oven and bake for one hour until soft and tender.

Set it aside until it is cool enough to handle, but not cold.

Pull each clove out from the skins and put them in a bowl. Check them as you’re doing this and make sure none of them are rotting. If some are, just throw out that one clove, not the whole head. Mash them together with a fork. They should be very soft and you should have no trouble mashing them

In a large saucepan, pour in the chicken broth. Add the mashed garlic. Using a whisk or a wooden spoon, stir everything together.

Put the pan over medium heat and bring the mixture to a simmer.

Add the rest of the ingredients, mix them together, and let it simmer for another 5 minutes before serving.

Notes:

To be honest, this isn’t the best recipe in Joy of Cooking. It’s very garlicky. If you love garlic, that’s great for you!

If you feel the soup needs more bulk, add some chopped cooked chicken into the broth.

Also, be warned that excess garlic can cause intestinal distress. Even if you think you really love garlic and you can handle it, this is a lot. So just be warned.

Shepherd's Pie

St Patrick’s Day is this week. I’m not Irish but a lot of people who live around here are.

So, something Irish I guess. I don’t even like Irish food really, so I guess this’ll be a good challenge to create something that I like. And that’s still easy enough for all my loyal if nonexistent readers to create.

Shepherd’s Pie

The biggest hurdle for me is that to make a true shepherd’s pie, it needs to be made with lamb. I can’t eat lamb, but substituting ground beef as I plan to do makes this something called ‘cottage pie’.

So I’ll tell you to use lamb. But you can substitute ground beef if you want.

Ingredients

1 package instant mashed potatoes

3 tbsp vegetable oil

1 medium onion

1 carrot

1 celery stalk

1 lb raw ground lamb

1 tbsp flour

¾ cup beef broth

½ tsp thyme

½ tsp rosemary

2 tbsp butter

Make the mashed potatoes according to the package directions.

Preheat oven to 400.

Chop the onion, carrot, and celery into small chunks. Place the pieces in a skillet with the vegetable oil. Cook over medium low heat until the vegetables just start to get tender.

Add the lamb and increase the heat to medium. Break up the lamb with a spoon and cook until it is no longer pink.

Add the flour and cook, stirring, for about two minutes. Add the broth, thyme, and rosemary, and cook on low heat for another ten minutes. The mixture should thicken as it cooks.

Transfer the mixture into a greased baking dish or pie plate. The size or material of this dish doesn’t matter, just make sure it’s oven safe.

Spread the prepared mashes potatoes over the top of the mixture.

Cut the butter into small pieces and spread over the top of the potatoes.

Bake in the oven about 30 minutes, until the potatoes are browned.

Notes:

You can use whatever vegetables you like in this. Mike swears corn is one of the essential ingredients, I personally think it would taste odd.

All that’s really required for this dish is a layer of meat, a layer of vegetables, and a layer of potatoes. Whatever you want will work fine.

Chocolate Sheet Cake

Maybe I should make a cake. Yummy cake.

Point of interest, Mike made me a cake for Valentine’s Day. Brownie batter baked in a graham cracker pie crust and marshmallows on top. So delicious. If only it was in the book so I could give you the full recipe.

Today’s cake will be Chocolate Sheet Cake with Quick Chocolate Butter Ice Cream

So, I now have some financial troubles. Lost out on a job opportunity. I need to be frugal about what I’m buying for these recipes. So therefore, I’m going to let you know how much everything cost, so if you’re budgeting, you can do the same.

Ingredients

For cake:

2 c sugar (I already had this—all ingredients I didn’t have to get will be marked with *)

2 c flour (*)

1 tsp baking soda (*)

½ tsp salt (*)

½ c vegetable oil (*)

½ c unsalted butter ($4.70)

½ c unsweetened cocoa powder (hot chocolate mix works for this) (*)

2 eggs ($1.30)

½ c buttermilk (or ½ c milk—not skim! Needs some fat—and ½ tbsp white vinegar) ($0.90 for the vinegar, stole the milk from the dining commons on campus)

1 tsp vanilla (*)

For frosting:

3 oz unsweetened chocolate, chopped ($2.80)

3 oz unsalted butter (unsalted is important here. it’s a little more expensive, but not too much.)

¼ c hot coffee, cream, or milk (*)

1 tsp vanilla

1-2 c powdered sugar (*)

To make the cake:

Preheat oven to 375. Grease a 13x9 in pan (a glass one is good to have but you can get a disposable one at any grocery store for cheaper).

If you did not get buttermilk, at this point you should mix together the milk and vinegar. Let it sit out in room temperature.

In a large bowl, mix together the sugar, flour, baking soda, and salt.

In a saucepan over medium heat, mix 1 cup of water with the oil, butter, and cocoa powder. Bring this mixture to a boil, stirring constantly, and then pour over the dry ingredients in the bowl. Stir everything together, and let cool for a few minutes.

Then add in the eggs, buttermilk or milk/vinegar mixture, and vanilla. Mix well.

Pour it into the pan and bake for 20-25 minutes, or until a toothpick or knife can be inserted into the center and come out clean.

Let cool completely before adding frosting.

To make the frosting:

Melt in a double boiler (if you have one of these, you’re lucky, but if not, use a heatproof bowl over a pot of boiling water) the chocolate and the butter.

Remove from the heat and stir in the coffee/cream/milk (whichever you used) and the vanilla.

Gradually add in the powdered sugar and beat until it’s smooth and spreadable.

Notes:

This cake can also be made in two 8-inch round cake pans. That’s how I did it, and I used the frosting as a filling between the two layers, since it didn’t really make that much. If you want to use that frosting to cover an entire sheet cake, double the recipe, maybe triple it if you like lots of frosting.

Breaded Pork Chops, Lima Beans, & Fettucine Alfredo

So I want to do another bacon recipe for Mike.

But the only bacon recipe left? BLT. And no, I’m not bothering with that. If you don’t know how to make that, you fail.

So I’m gonna do a recipe for myself. My birthday’s this week anyways.

I should make a cake, but my birthday’s Wednesday which means I can spread out the cooking to two weekends.

I do have a traditional birthday dinner. Shake and Bake porkchops, lima beans, and angel hair pasta with alfredo sauce. I’ve liked this since I can remember. Weird, right? What little kid likes pork chops?

Anyways, I’m going to do what I can from this.

Breaded Pork Chops

Joy of Cooking really says this for the recipe: Prepare Breaded Veal Cutlets, substituting pork chops.

So I’m going to do the whole substitution for you! ooh. ahh.

Ingredients

4 pork loin chops

½ c flour

2 c bread crumbs (if you can use fresh, go for it. But that’s so much bread it is actually worth it to buy canned crumbs.)

2 eggs

1 tbsp milk

3 tbsp vegetable oil

Salt and pepper

Season the pork chops with salt and pepper.

Spread the flour on a plate, and the bread crumbs on another plate.

Beat the eggs and the milk together in a bowl.

Heat the oil in a skillet over medium-high heat.

One or two at a time, as many will fit in the skillet at once, prepare the pork chops. Coat them in the flour first, then dip in the egg/milk mixture, and then coat with the bread crumbs. Cook in the skillet for 3 to 4 minutes each side, until brown and crunchy.

Drain on paper towels before serving.

Lima Beans

Okay, I doubt you’ll find fresh lima beans and actually want to take the time to cook them, so here’s a way different recipe.

Ingredients

1 package frozen lima beans (as much as you want)

2 tbsp butter

1 tbsp lemon juice

1 tsp dried parsley.

Thaw the lima beans by microwaving them in a bowl with some water.

Stir in the butter, lemon juice, and parsley until the butter has melted.

Note: if you don’t like the taste of lemon too much, use less juice. That much is only a suggestion here.

Fettuccine Alfredo

Because angel hair pasta is traditional for me, that’s what I’ll be using. You can substitute whatever pasta you want.

Ingredients

1 pound angel hair pasta

½ c butter

1 c heavy cream

1 c grated Parmesan cheese

Salt and pepper

Cook the pasta in a large pot of boiling water (4-6 quarts, with a pinch of salt to keep the pasta from sticking) until it is tender. The pasta package will give you guidelines on the time.

Meanwhile, in a skillet, melt the butter over medium heat. When the pasta is done, drain it and add it to the skillet—or add the butter to the pasta if your skillet isn’t big enough.

Add the cream, Parmesan, and salt and pepper. Toss it all together over low heat.

Notes: When I made this, I accidentally added only ½ cup of cream and ¾ cup of Parmesan. It was still delicious, just with a more subtle flavor. Try this if you’re on a diet and want lower fat in this dish. 

also, is anyone reading this? Please comment if you are, I'm feeling invisible here.

Sauteed Apples With Bacon

This week, my boyfriend and I will be celebrating our anniversary. I chose this week’s recipe in his honor.

He likes bacon.

There are few recipes for bacon, most of the bacon entries are different methods of cooking it.

So I’m going to go with Sautéed Apples With Bacon. This sounds so weird, but it’s really really good. It’s best as a breakfast dish or a snack.

Ingredients

4 large apples

8 slices bacon (make sure they’re raw, not just cooked bacon you steal from the cafeteria)

2 to 4 tbsp sugar

Peel and core the apples, then cut them into ¾ inch wedges.

Cook the bacon in a skillet over medium heat until brown and crispy.

Remove the bacon to a plate lined with paper towels. Pour all but 2-3 tablespoons of the grease out of the skillet.

Add the apples to the bacon grease, putting the skillet back over medium heat. Cook the apples until they start to get tender and slightly brown.

Sprinkle the apples with sugar, and arrange them on the plate with the bacon.

Notes:

Make sure your apples are firm-fleshed. Granny Smiths are always good. My favorite is Golden Delicious, they’re a bit sweeter.

Spicy Maple-Roasted Quail

So, it’s Valentine’s Day today. That means one more recipe from the Valentine’s list.

Spicy Maple-Roasted Quail

This serves 4-8 people. You can half it to serve less, or plan on having leftovers.

And we’re not using quail. Chicken’s way cheaper. If you can afford to buy 8 quails, go ahead, but I’m assuming you’re not doing that.

Ingredients

One whole chicken (about 4.5-5 pounds) or 8-10 chicken breasts (these can be boneless if you prefer to do less preparation) or 2 Cornish game hens

¼ cup maple syrup (“maple flavor” will work. Just won’t taste good.)

¼ cup soy sauce

2 tbsp red wine vinegar

2 tbsp chili-garlic paste (if you can find it, that’s sometimes hard—to make some yourself, mix 2 tbsp tomato paste, 1 tsp Tabasco, and 1 tsp garlic powder)

8 cloves garlic, chopped finely (a clove is not the whole thing. A clove is one of the little bits inside. One head of garlic will easily have 8 cloves. If you’re unsure, Google it.)

¼ tsp cinnamon

¼ tsp pepper

Salt and pepper to taste

If you have a whole bird, remove the innards. Giblets (if there are any) will be in a bag you can just pull out. Pop out the kidneys—they are just at the opening in the back, and you should easily be able to just pop them out.

Sprinkle the chicken with the salt and pepper.

Combine in a bowl the syrup, soy sauce, vinegar, paste, garlic, cinnamon, and pepper. Place the chicken in this mixture and coat it.

Marinate the chicken in the mixture for 4-8 hours in the refrigerator.

Preheat the oven to 475°.

Drain the chicken, but keep the extra marinade. Place the chicken in a casserole dish or roasting pan. Lacking either of those, you can form some aluminum foil into a makeshift one. You just want it to be in a large pan with deep sides.

Roast in the oven for 10 minutes, and then lower the temperature to 400°.

Roast for a little over an hour (65 minutes plus 10 minutes per every pound over 3.5), or until you cut into the chicken and the flesh is white. As it’s roasting, you’ll want to baste it twice—pour some of the extra marinade over the chicken.

Remove from oven, cover loosely with aluminum foil, and let sit 5 minutes before serving.

Note: this could turn out really tender. When I made it, the bones literally just slid out of the meat. (very nice, as I hate eating meat off the bone.)

Your roasting time will vary based on what kind of meat you have. Best idea, Google it if you’re unsure.

Dipped Chocolate Truffles

What’s the one thing every girl wants on Valentine’s Day? Flowers and chocolate.

This isn’t Joy of Gardening, so you’re on your own with the flowers. But I can help you make some kick-ass chocolates.

Dipped Chocolate Truffles

This recipe will, again, be combining two recipes. The other recipe is Microwave Chocolate Truffle Centers.

Also, this recipe makes over 50 pieces of chocolate. Feel free to half it if that’s too much.

Ingredients

1 pound plus 10 oz bittersweet or semisweet chocolate (don’t buy a chocolate bar, get this from the baking aisle of the grocery store. Each square of that chocolate is exactly 1 oz, so it’s easy to measure)

¾ cup heavy cream

¼ unsalted butter

~1 cup powdered sugar

Chop 10 oz of the chocolate and put them in a microwavable bowl with the cream.

Microwave the mixture in 30 second increments, stirring between, until completely smooth.

Add in the butter and stir until completely melted.

Cool it to room temperature, then move it to the fridge for 3-4 hours, until it is cold to the touch.

Cover a baking sheet with wax paper or parchment paper.

Remove the chocolate from the fridge and roll it into ¾ inch balls. If it is too cold to be malleable, let it heat to room temperature. Use the powdered sugar to coat each ball before rolling to prevent your hands from being covered in chocolate.

Cover the sheet loosely with plastic wrap and set it in the freezer as you make the coating.

Melt the other pound of chocolate in a double boiler (you can make one of these with a metal bowl over a pot of boiling water). While it’s still hot, take the centers from the freezer. If you have multiple batches, only take one batch from the freezer at a time.

Dip the centers into the melted chocolate using a fork and set them aside to cool. Ideally, you want them on a mesh rack so the excess chocolate can drip off, but they’ll taste just as if you cool them on parchment or wax paper. They just won’t be as pretty.

Do not use paper towels. The paper will tear and stick to the chocolate.

When all the chocolates are coated, move them back to the baking sheets and put them in the fridge for another 20 minutes so they set.

These can be stored in an airtight container separated by wax or parchment paper. In the fridge for 3 weeks or the freezer for 2 months, but you’re probably going to give them to your significant other right away, so don’t worry about that.

Notes: this is a difficult recipe. Making chocolate usually is. But I promise you it’ll taste delicious no matter what, your main difficulties will only be with making it look nice. Just be patient with it and if something isn’t working quite right, try your best to fix it.

Asparagus with Hazelnuts and Orange & Roast Beef with Mushroom Wine Sauce

So, Valentine’s Day is coming up in a little less than a month. This time of year is romantic for me, because a week after V-Day is my anniversary with my boyfriend.

So for a few weeks now, I’ll be posting the ‘romantic’ recipes—what’s indexed under Valentine’s Day, for example.

The first one on the list, sure I’ll cover that.

Oysters on the Half-Shell

Don’t do it.

I’m serious, don’t even try this one. Yeah, oysters are an aphrodisiac (according to urban legend) but raw oysters are a health risk. It’s possible to chemically cook them with enough acid, but this recipe is literally crack open oysters, serve on half-shell. I won’t help you get poisoned from raw oysters.

So I’ll give you a better recipe instead.

Asparagus with Hazelnut and Orange

Asparagus doesn’t sound too tasty, I’ll admit, but it is surprisingly good. And this recipe will be good to make for your significant other if they’re vegetarian or a health nut.

Ingredients:

1 lb frozen asparagus

2 tbsp butter

¼ cup hazelnuts (a little hard to find in some stores, so walnuts or almonds will be an acceptable substitute)

1 orange

Salt and black pepper

Preheat oven to 325°. Cover a rack with tin foil and spread hazelnuts on it. Cook for 5-7 minutes, stirring every so often so they don’t burn.

At the same time, thaw the asparagus. You can use a microwave, or place the frozen sealed bag in a bowl of room-temperature water.

Put a large skillet over medium heat. Cut the orange in half and squeeze as much juice as you can out of it directly into the skillet. If you suck at squeezing, squeeze both halves. Add the butter and hazelnuts. Cook everything together until the butter is completely melted and slightly brown.

Add the asparagus, and cook it all together until the asparagus is heated through. Stir it or toss it to make sure everything’s warm.

Add salt and pepper to taste.

Notes:

This can get cold pretty fast, so it’s best served right away.

Some frozen asparagus comes in steamer bags. For these, just follow the directions on the bag and it’ll turn out perfect.

Be warned: asparagus will make your pee so noxious, unless you’re one of those lucky people whose body’s a little different. If you’re part of one of those couples still embarrassed to even fart in front of each other, I’d skip this one.

Or, if asparagus just isn’t your taste, keep reading.

Yeah, this is a long one this week. I managed to get a lot done—don’t expect this every week.

Roasted Beef Tenderloin

There is not a cheap and easy way to roast beef. There is a cheap and easy way to have it, though.

Go to your local grocery store’s deli and buy some. There is no way that they don’t have some type of roast beef, trust me.

Get however much you can eat. You don’t have to use it all in one dish.

If you’re going to use the sauce I’m giving in the second recipe, try and buy the beef without any sort of marinade. The flavor may not mix well with the sauce.

If all they have is sliced, it’s fine. It’s not the best, but it’ll do. If you can buy it unsliced, that’ll be better.

When you bring this back to your dorm or apartment and heat it up, use the oven, set at about 200° for five to ten minutes. If you use the microwave to heat this, it will dry out and be tough and chewy. If you like your roast beef to turn into beef jerky, go for it.

Now, a sauce over the beef would be nice, wouldn’t it?

Mushroom Wine Sauce

This won’t be real wine in it. I’m 19. I can’t even buy cooking wine. I’ll note where you can add the wine if you’re legal to buy it.

Also, this is two recipes mixed into one because you’re supposed to add a sauce to this sauce, and this book is kind of confusing okay? Anyways, the other recipe that I’m using is Quick Brown Sauce.

Ingredients

4 tbsp butter

2 tbsp flour

1 can (10.75 oz) beef consommé (beef stock is an appropriate substitute)

1 cup sliced mushrooms

¾ cup beef stock

¼ cup red wine vinegar (if you can get red wine, do ½ cup stock and ½ cup wine)

Salt and black pepper

Put a saucepan over medium heat. Add half of the butter and let it melt. Stir in the flour until completely blended, and cook for about seven minutes, or until lightly browned.

Stir in the can of consommé and bring to a boil.

Put this aside.

Put a skillet over medium heat and melt the butter in it. Add the mushrooms and stir for two minutes.

Add the stock and the vinegar (or wine) and simmer for 10 minutes.

Add the sauce you previously put aside and simmer for another 20 minutes.

Add salt and pepper to taste.

Notes: The butter and flour will form a kind of paste that you’re basically frying before adding the consommé. It’ll stay lumpy when you add the consommé, so try to stir until all or most of the lumps are out.

Overall cost: about $20. I didn’t buy some of the staples (butter, flour, etc), but even so, I was surprised at how cheap the rest of the ingredients were. If you make this right, it’s easily worth $50 at a nice restaurant, so you’ve saving quite a bit here.

Next week, something special’s coming.

Buffalo Wings & Bleu Cheese Dressing

All right, let's start cooking. There’s some sections in the beginning of this book about nutrition and how to entertain people with food, but seriously, a quick trip to Wikipedia will tell you all you need to know. Do you really care about the proper table setting for a meal that includes a soup and a dessert? Hell no. If you’re throwing a party, you’re serving cheap snacks and cheap beer. Your guests won’t care, because it’s free.

Well, unless you’re charging your friends $5 a head, but if you are, you’re throwing terrible parties and you hate your friends.

So since we’re on the subject of parties, let’s do a classic party snack. Wings sound good?

Buffalo Chicken Wings

The original recipe is simple enough, but it calls for a deep fryer. Do you have a deep fryer in your dorm room? Well, if you do, just go find the original recipe, ‘cause I’m assuming you don’t.

To make this easier, I’m bolding all the pots and utensils you’ll need to make this, so if you have absolutely nothing, you know what to get.

Ingredients:

1 ½ pounds chicken wings (bone-in)

½ cup flour

1 tsp salt

½ tsp black pepper

Vegetable oil

3 tbsp butter

2 tbsp red wine or apple cider vinegar (both are pricier than simple white vinegar, but trust me, the taste difference matters)

2 tbsp Tabasco (or other hot pepper sauce)

Preheat oven to 200°. (This is not completely necessary, but it does make the wings taste better.)

Remove the wing tips from the chicken—that’s just the final joint and the bone after it. Now you should have chicken wings with one joint each in them, so cut all the pieces in two at the joint.

By joint I mean where the bones connect. I shouldn’t have to say that, but if you’re from my college…

Mix the flour, salt, and pepper.

Coat the wings in the flour mixture, and set them aside.

Fill a saucepan with an inch of oil. Heat on the stove over medium heat. It’s hot enough when you drop in a wing and you hear a sizzle. Or, you could splash a little bit of water in and it will spit at you and go all crazy. I wouldn’t recommend that, as you’ll probably burn yourself.

Drop in all the wings and fry them till the coating is golden brown and the chicken is thoroughly cooked (180° if you have a thermometer, or if you cut a piece open, it should all be white, no pink).

Pull the chicken out of the oil (using tongs or a fork or something, not your bare hands!) and place them on a paper towel to drain. If you have a preheated oven, put them in there to keep them warm. If not, just put them aside.

Empty the saucepan, then wash and dry it. Put it back on the stove, over low heat. Drop the butter in it and let the butter melt.

Once the butter is melted, remove the saucepan from heat (just turn off the burner if you’re using a gas stove, but if you’re using electric you need to literally move it elsewhere). Mix the vinegar and Tabasco in with the butter.

Take your chicken out of the oven. If it was not in the oven, you may want to microwave it for a few seconds to get it warm again.

Put the wings in a bowl large enough to hold all of them. Pour the sauce onto the wings and toss until all the wings are coated.

Serve them now because cold wings suck. You might want some celery on the side.

Notes:

Don’t worry if the flour on the wings comes off when you put them in the pan. It’ll do that. Just cook them like normal, and they’ll be crispy enough.

You may want to add more Tabasco than the recipe calls for. I thought it was good, but my boyfriend complained the sauce was too mild.

These wings will not look like buffalo wings that you get from a store. They certainly don’t look like the ones from my local wings place. But trust me, they taste the same.

And you probably want something to go with those wings, right?

Bleu Cheese Dressing

Yeah that’s right, you get two recipes. Now I’ll admit that it would be far cheaper to just buy some bottled dressing, but it wouldn’t taste as good. If you think people won’t really care, go for the bottled. If you want to really impress people—and why not? you've already got homemade wings—make this dressing too.

Ingredients:

1 cup mayonnaise

½ cup sour cream

¼ cup chopped parsley or 1 tsp dried parsley flakes (I always buy dried herbs instead of fresh—they’re initially more expensive, but they’ll last longer)

1-2 tbsp red wine vinegar (use the same vinegar from the wings recipe)

1 tsp minced garlic or ¼ tsp garlic powder

6 dashes Worcestershire sauce (I have heard soy sauce or steak sauce is an appropriate substitute, but the taste will be different)

Salt and pepper

4 oz Roquefort or other blue cheese

Add all ingredients except for the salt, pepper, and cheese to a blender. Mix until it is one smooth consistency.

Add the cheese to the mixture, and again mix until smooth.

Taste and add salt and pepper as you think it’s needed.

And, my currently nonexistent readers, I must of course give credit for the original recipes on which these are based. If you want the original and more complicated version, read Joy of Cooking, by Irma Rombauer, Marion Rombauer Becker, and Ethan Becker. Seriously, this classic and influential cookbook has a recipe for wings, you guys. It’s worth a look.

Hello world!

I started cooking because I couldn’t find a job.

The summer between high school and college, my parents decided to stop giving me an allowance. Fair enough, I was 18. I needed to find a job—but in this economy, no one would hire just for the summer. I was stuck jobless and penniless.

So, my parents agreed to let me work for them. I would be cleaning the house, doing some yardwork, and cooking, for $8/hour. (at least this was tax-free, so actually better than a real job!) Cooking dinners and desserts for my family, I learned something great. I love this. And then I realized something not so great.

Crap, I’m going to college in a month.

I knew that the dorms would have kitchens, but I’d gotten used to a nice kitchen with tons of counter space, a large oven and stove, a stand mixer. I would have none of that at school, but at the same time, I would not be giving up cooking.

I’ve had three semesters in the dorms now. The ovens are tiny and turn off automatically before the food’s done, the stoves are small, the microwaves need to be shared with other students who want to make popcorn and Ramen. But despite these, I’ve been cooking.

Food at college is important. People will pretty much do anything for free food, because seriously, food’s really expensive, especially if it’s good. So, if you can make good food, you’re going to get a lot of friends.

I’ve learned tricks to cooking in the dorm, and I’ve learned how to use cheap ingredients to make food good. I could simply tell you these tricks, but I don’t think that’s enough.

Any chef knows the book Joy of Cooking. It’s a classic. It’s got hundreds of recipes and techniques. But it’s not a great book for the college cook. After all, you can’t really make ‘Roast stuffed goose with giblet gravy’ in a dorm kitchen, right?

Wrong.

That’s what I’m going to do with this blog. I bought a copy of Joy of Cooking, and I will be altering every single recipe to something that you can do with that microwave and tiny stove. If you can boil water, you can cook.

If you can’t boil water, then I really can’t help you. Sorry.

I'd ideally like to be updating this blog weekly. But when I got to my dorm this semester, I realized that I don't even have a microwave this time, wow. So, I'll have to rely on my boyfriend for help with a lot of these recipes, and I'll be trying to update as close to a weekly schedule as possible.

I guess this is where I’d put some goodbye catchphrase, like Bon appétit! but I don’t have one yet. So, just have fun cooking, okay?